Jen (or the j-fo) is the drummer.
She was rejected for a spot in the musical joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat with donny osmond when she was a wee lass and has never quite recovered.

She was perpetually confused as a young girl with the ideals of pro-creation when a close family member (who shall remain nameless) told her babies were made by “mommy and daddy touching bum”. What the hell?

Jen can recite the entire silence of the lambs film from beginning to end, once attended a star trek convention and if you catch her at the right moment, she will eat things for money.

She also enjoys writing embarrassing, filthy, yet genuinely arousing personal bios for her dead sexy band members.
If she were a man she would probably be in jail and have no friends.

FIN.